Im not morbid. ha

• "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
• "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
• “It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
• “A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.”
• “If your time hasn’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”
• “Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.”
• “They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.”
• “My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.”